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Meter Demotivational Poster

CONFUSING - I still cant figure this one out

TAGS: math grid geometery
Rating: 1.5/5
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 8:54 am
Is it the hypotenuse from "Madagascar"? I LOVED that movie...and the sequel was even more full of win!
taylor - June 7, 2009, 1:07 pm
they're right. i mean correct. if you copy the picture into ms paint and draw a line along the hypontenuse you'll see the bulge. it's so small that you won't notice it with a ruler
matt - February 14, 2009, 1:35 pm
These triangles are not trued triangles. Look closely and you will see that the hypotenuse of the one on top bends inward, and the one on bottom bends outward.
WTF - January 22, 2009, 3:56 pm
"CRAVEN" wins. "ME"... YOU FAIL!
professor jesse - October 17, 2008, 8:00 pm
The red triangle and the blue/green triangle are not similar triangles. (One has a leg ratio of 3/8 = .375 and the other has a leg ration of 2/5 = .4 They are close, but when you arrange them, the bottom picture(if you fill in the hole) is slightly conve
Geometry student - October 15, 2008, 7:46 pm
the orange shape has a 3 space protrusion to its right, and the green one only has 2 to its left, but both are equal in length so when put on top of each other the match, but when you put them side by side they dont match up its kinda like tetris
anonymous - August 13, 2008, 8:06 pm
they're not triangles. the first is a x^2 like curve, and the second is a sqrt(2) like one. the difference between the under the curve area is one block, the white one.
me - July 31, 2008, 6:26 pm
their is no "buldge" try again
bob chin - July 30, 2008, 2:50 pm
Holes... Where from do they come? Black ones, white ones, ones that never stop. Is that a hole I see or a space where nothing exists?
Craven - July 30, 2008, 1:44 pm
It really isn't all that hard. The top bows in and the bottom bulges on the hypotenuse. The empty square is the difference between bow and the bulge. Take a ruler to the hypotenuse and you will see.
RnR - July 30, 2008, 12:51 pm
print it out and then go get a pair of scissors.... Please, by all means DO run with the scissors


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm

SARCASM METER - You need one


TAGS: reincarnation grave tree cemetery
Rating: 4.69/5

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GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:40 pm
well played, ga5
gas - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
thx for the support xD
carebear - March 3, 2012, 12:16 pm
(carebear BANNED)
gas - March 3, 2012, 10:48 am
probably. on the spot I found it funny v_v
alexbatz - March 3, 2012, 6:36 am
No comment needed for such a great picture.

Java -

TAGS: coffee tolerence meter mug warning
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 10, 2014, 5:00 pm
Thedge - December 10, 2014, 3:09 pm
Hmm... that's for a 5% waitress or waiter. Want the 20%, just get it on your own.


TERROR - Unbeknownst to her mommy and daddy, the first word Kate learned was "fever."

TAGS: rectal themometer health assignment day
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:20 pm
Nice one.

Hope -

TAGS: tombstone grave cemetery
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 24, 2014, 9:05 pm
LOL, mao
maoworks2 - July 24, 2014, 12:04 pm
The Bill .

"I'VE SERVED MY TIME IN HELL" - When soldiers say it, they mean it. They don't call it "Helmand Province" for nothing.

Spell Check -

TAGS: spell check on cemetery tombstone
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - June 11, 2013, 12:32 am
Thanks for the comments. Will drop this over there.
Sho - June 10, 2013, 8:06 am
a solid 5&f!
Reality Lord - June 10, 2013, 6:42 am

Real nice...gave me the shivers. Think about dropping this over to theshivers.net...our creepy sister site.


TAGS: nine millimeter bullet popularity mariand
Rating: 4.25/5

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NewYork9 - June 6, 2012, 9:11 pm
I'll bet she makes really good sandwiches.
steve1961 - June 4, 2012, 10:48 pm
LOL @ Bopiter I second that!
mariand - June 4, 2012, 6:00 pm
lol @ Bopiter
Bopiter - June 4, 2012, 10:09 am
I have news for you, if you noticed the bullet your prioritys are all screwed up.
jmanderson - June 3, 2012, 10:53 am
yep thats not a nine mm more likly a 7.62 on a .30 cal round depending if in us or europe
Bull - June 3, 2012, 6:48 am
I'll give her a bullet
Ragnar - June 2, 2012, 4:16 pm
mariand - June 2, 2012, 2:47 pm
well, I was affraid nobody will see the bullet...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 1, 2012, 2:01 pm
Hey, 5he's actually holding an actual 9mm bullet!
MPsniper - June 1, 2012, 6:53 am
MPsniper - June 1, 2012, 6:53 am
but....thats a shouldred rifle case. ???

WHAT? - You're gonna put that thermometer WHERE?


TAGS: vintage meat thermometer advertisement humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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GaryO - July 30, 2013, 10:29 pm
Heh, The good ol' days

There Are No Stars -

Death -

TAGS: death cemeteries children
Rating: 4.5/5

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TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2013, 10:21 pm
Done, thanks!
rerun - May 18, 2013, 7:39 pm

post to motitwist too, amsome


MMMMM... FIRE BAKED PIZZA! - Italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of Naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery

TAGS: italian prosecutors believe pizza in the southern city of naples may be baked in ovens lit with wood from coffins dug up from the local cemetery
Rating: 4.43/5

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LichKingOzma - April 2, 2014, 9:04 am
MissRed - May 19, 2010, 1:32 am
Yummy. Corpse pizza flavoring.
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:08 pm
What they don't tell you is that every coffin had a living stool pigeon sealed inside. So, eat up! Every margarita you eat saves a guido from messing up his Forzieri's while digging a shallow grave.

AIRSTREAM CEMETERY - When life meets a dead end.

T A N T A L I Z E - Your surroundings are unimportant, as long as you are unique. Shine with your own light and you will stand out! Oh yeah, and the dead make great fertilizer!


TAGS: life time sport human limit joke quote speed record berlin 2009 100 meter usain disney dog
Rating: 2.81/5

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timmydelgo - May 29, 2011, 8:42 am
who isnt that dude runs like a pussy
BriaHere - August 18, 2009, 11:56 am
Usain Bolt is amazing, I'm faster than him, but whatever.
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:18 pm
I can answer that one... No, it was not. It was sponsored by me.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
Was this race sponsored by Richard Gere LD?
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:44 pm
Heard that the guy that came in 2nd had a lot of body hair and ran the race in a large plexiglass ball.

FINALLY - a speedometer that makes sense!

TAGS: speedometer
Rating: 2.38/5

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R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 12:56 pm
Me_ is trying to do fractions when he's 5! 99/10ths. Nice!
MightySW - January 7, 2010, 12:51 pm
Hey Me_ 99 out of 10? Who is stupid? Besides, in case you were wondering, the metric system is INCREDIBLY trivial. Try doing fractions when you are 5!
Me_ - January 7, 2010, 12:01 pm
There are two reason we are not using the metric system. 1) 99 out of every 10 people in the us are morons. 2) It would cost too much to replace every sign and the government has private industries to give our money to.
LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 6:13 am
add vaginal birth to that list and then you'll be on my level.
Bartimaeus - January 7, 2010, 1:04 am
I know, Canada. I was just twisting your words around. Just bustin' chops, lol. We Americans should probably learn that shit, as a country. We're well on our way, though. It's taught in just about every math/science class.
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 1:01 am
I didn't mean to say metric sucks, its just the death symbols start way to low
Bartimaeus - January 7, 2010, 1:00 am
Yeah! Metric system sucks! good poster, though. I bet Stephen Hawking would just about floor that sucker.
CANADA - January 7, 2010, 12:55 am
maybe for pussies, thats in kilometers.

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